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Ahh, Joe Jacari is back at it again! Here are his latest words of wisdom – I must say, I couldn’t have said it better myself:

Well, the mills of justice gind slowly…but they do grind fine!

Nice to see even Troon country club estates is getting hammered with price declines not seen since…gawd knows when.

Yeah. BMW is hauling ass outta’ here. Too fricken’ funny!

Ha, ha! I’m just going to sit outside, sipping a $5 Frapuccino in Kierland, and watch all the rats scramble as the repo guys heist back the Beemers dudes and dudettes could never really afford. [Read more...]

Even the BMW dealer is leaving Scottsdale!

Man, you can’t make this stuff up. Even the BMW dealer, the bastion of phony wannabe $30k millionaires who lease 330i’s for $399/month in their attempts to trick you into believing they’re six-figure hotshots, is bailing out of Scottsdale!

Will there be anyone left other than white trash, tweekers, two-strikers fleeing from California, and illegals!

Is Scottsdale the new “909″? Wait a minute, the 909 has always been a step above the 480. Never mind.

As if it’s not funny enough to see purveyors of the $30k millionaire lifestyle bailing out, what’s even funnier is how much sales tax revenue the slimy corrupt City of Scottsdale stands to lose! Word came this week that they’re going to lay off hundreds of teachers due to lack of funds. [Read more...]

Phoenix makes “America’s Emptiest Cities” list

Yep, it’s official. The Valley is becoming a new ghost town, with a vacancy rate of 19%.

The Forbes list officially calls the area Phoenix/Mesa/Scottsdale. Topping the list at #1 is scum-town Las Vegas, Nevada. Although having lived in both places, I can say with confidence that Scottsdale has far more shysters and con men than Las Vegas ever will!

The Cameras Are Coming Down

Day after day, while living in Scottsdale, I got furious at how the lazy, complacent people just sat back and took the abuse of photo radar, which is an invalid system that violates both the Sixth Amendment and, in most cases, the Arizona Rules of Civil Procedure.

After leaving Arizona and moving to a state where both a superior court judge and the state legislature banned photo radar to different degrees, I still could not understand why not only Scottsdale residents tolerated the Commie Cameras, but the entire state as well as they spread like roaches.

Well, someone has finally begun to do something about it. And the cameras are coming down.   [Read more...]

The "Men"

The Scottsdale “Man”

The Scottsdale “Man” Defined:

Age – Under 35:

Attire: Winter/Spring/Fall: Untucked oversized long-sleeved Affliction or Ed Hardy shirt with sleeves unbuttoned, baggy “relaxed fit” jeans, and black shoes that were never meant to be worn with jeans. Gelled spikey hair. (He wears oversized shirts believing they will make him look bigger.)   [Read more...]

The Women

The Scottsdale Woman

This one took some thought, since there are three distinct species of Scottsdale female, as opposed to the single bland variety of Scottsdale male. Ok, here goes:

1. The Scottsdale Golddigger   [Read more...]

Police State

The Scottsdale Police State

Scottsdale, Arizona is a corrupt, shyster, sad excuse for a city government and police department.

Scottsdale maintains a police state where photo radar cameras lie in wait on every block and on the freeway, and red light cameras are going up on every corner.

To further bolster their money-grubbing schemes, the city has been artificially lowering speed limits on photo-enforced streets.   [Read more...]