South Park: Scottsdale most miserable, horrible place
November 24, 2008 by Frank
South Park gets it right – yet again! The show called Scottsdale the most horrible, miserable place.
From the AZCentral.com article:
The episode centered on the town’s Gothic teens, upset that no one can tell the difference between Goths and Vampires now that the bestselling bookTwilight has become a film and the elementary school’s preppy students are sporting black clothes and pointy false teeth.
In an attempt to stop the frustrating misconception, the Goths kidnap the “head vampire” and brainstorm what to do with him. They decide to Fed-Ex him somewhere.
A girl Goth says: “If we are gonna send him somewhere, it should be the most horrible, and miserable place on Earth.”
Pause.
“Scottsdale,” is the unanimous reply.
Then the show cuts to commercial break.
Hilarious. Just damn hilarious!
Special thanks to MM,NP,AL,GL, if you had anything to do with this 
I think the entire Phoenix area is pretty horrible and miserable lol.
Since the judges and cops are crooked in Scottsdale, it doesn’t help the situation.
Was bored and surfing around & found this on Craigslist. Pretty funny!:
Re WTF,,,,everytime i think i have you – w4m – 22 (s. scottsdale) – w4m – 24 (chandler )
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Reply to: pers-970237344@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-26, 12:34PM MST
Hailey,
My guess would be that guys keep screwing you because you are a snooty, stuck up, superficial, Scottsdale chick who is attracted to your typical roided out, frosted tipped, faked tanned, douche bag Scottsdale resident. Does it really surprise you that these guys use you and throw you away for a shiny new toy? Most have been spoiled rotten there whole lives and brought up by people who think morals are some new plastic surgery trend. I would suggest if you really want to find something special stop looking in the cesspool called Scottsdale, put down the appletini a few weekends a month cover up a little bit (but not too much lol) start respecting yourself and go meet a guy at a dog park or something.
Signed,
It’s obvious from chandler