Reader Comment of the Day

Ahh, Joe Jacari is back at it again! Here are his latest words of wisdom – I must say, I couldn’t have said it better myself:

Well, the mills of justice gind slowly…but they do grind fine!

Nice to see even Troon country club estates is getting hammered with price declines not seen since…gawd knows when.

Yeah. BMW is hauling ass outta’ here. Too fricken’ funny!

Ha, ha! I’m just going to sit outside, sipping a $5 Frapuccino in Kierland, and watch all the rats scramble as the repo guys heist back the Beemers dudes and dudettes could never really afford.

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust:. The desert will reclaim parts of Scottsdale, and, perhaps maybe some real citizens will–once again–emerge from the rat infested environs, littered with a bizarre ensemble of left-over tweekers, hip gangster wannabe douchebags and bagettes; $30 millionaire club hounds; bleach blond gold digging scumettes; et al; ad nauseum; ad infinitum; ad absurdum.

Hope they all scramble back to Bumfrack Iowa, or wherever.

Perhaps something real will eventually rise again, from the tattered ashes of a broke-ass Scottsdale. You never know.

The fat ’90s-early 2000s have given way to reality. A cold slap in the face has descended on the denigrated denizens: you spit into the wind often enough, and a big looch is going to, sooner or later, thwap you in the eye but good!

Maybe some of the high-minded skanks will come down to reality and put down the botox and forgo a fake rack for more modest accoutrements.

Scottsdalean dumbasses this is the bed of nails you fashioned. Now lie in it.

Joe, are you destined to become the new owner of Scottsdale Sucks? I’m obviously bored with it now that the hell of living in Scottsdale is a distant memory!